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And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in the extremely embarrassing dad joke book. Anyways, what im trying to say is that each picture dad joke will be accompanied by a text dad joke, which is a grand total of 50 dad jokes. A wellcaredfor item that has seen limited use but remains in great condition. This volume has 320 pages worth, and many are hilarious.
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